Technology: love/hate relationship

We all have one of these revolving door relationships with technology, and don't lie if you say you have never, EVER had any problems with it, or that you "don't do technology". You all have one piece of demon machinery that has decided to go haywire once in a while, a TV, a phone...something with a chip in it, some slight piece of Artificial Intelligence that thinks its got one over you every so often.

Today I nearly nearly killed my printer, over something so simple, but that aggravated me to the point where I was making threats to it that if it were a person would have had me thrown away for many many years.

All I wanted to do was prints something.
This is what this device is for, right? I went to a special shop that sold hundreds of the damn things and I picked this very special one based on its quality and reliability and the little shit nearly causes me (and possibly it too, if it hadn't rethought its actions) a serious melt down.
Everything was switched on, cleaned, calibrated, connected, tested, troubleshooted, and encouraged, and yet, its still refused to do the one thing it was created to do.

Now don't get me wrong, I love tech. its what has separated us between mere humans and modern humanoids, with apps , wireless technology and voice activation  but God help the machine if it doesn't do what its meant to.   

I went through the stages:

1.  I commenced in the normal way to finish the task.
2. I commended the machine in its beauty, quality and magnificence.
3. I repeated step 1.
4. I convinced myself it was something I had done and did everything humanly possible that could have caused a problem manually including setting it up again, changing settings on the computer, fiddling with wires and giving it extra paper.
5. Repeat step 1
6. I ridiculed the machine and hurled insults beginning with its "stupidity" and " ignorance" ending with " its incompetence as a machine".
7. I threatened the machine with death threats, the most favorite being "I WILL throw you out the window, you piece of ****", reiterating how hurt it would be and the destruction I would cause it.
8. I turned the air blue with insults, gave it a final ultimatum, then pulled out its plug.
9. I Plugged it back in and told it would be given one more chance....
10. I then made the air blue again as it printed everything I had asked 10 times, acting out its revenge.

I honestly don't know I would do without my tech. But its the fact I was using it to enable me to do something else easier in my life, and its just made it 20 times in another area.

Me and the printer are friends again now.

Until next time my wireless nemesis.

 

As sweet as Pi

I took part in one of my most favorite past-times/ hobbies today...I took some time out to see the new film Life of Pi...
Now first off I did put off see this as I thought it was just going to be a CGI-fest of high cost effects and bright colors, which technically it was, and since the acclaimed Avatar I wasn't sure of something that in verbal reviews were constantly being compared to it.
The way trailers wet your appetite (which 95% of them do mostly for me) this one did with the beautiful visuals, but I couldn't see where the story was coming from. It looked like a cross between "Castaway" and "The Jungle Book" for all I knew, and I find reading reviews on big films like this can end up being quite biased, so deterred away from it until viewing...
And boy was I impressed. You actually found yourself aligning yourself with the character as he seemed so together, so eager to learn eager for adventure especially the situation about being a follower of 3 religions.
As it all unfolded yes the visuals were breath taking, the plot thickened and the finale...the perfect topping to the cake.
I refuse to give anything away as I will encourage all of those that I know to see it for themselves, but in my eyes it really hit the spot and bettered my expectations.

Move out the way Avatar, Pi and Richard Parker will make waves in the new age CGI department now.

The end of the world...or the beginning of a new one.

Now according to interpretations of the Mayan calender, the world is meant to end today which is freaking a lot of people out. But to me it seems like any other day. Well, slightly different as I've been off sick from work so to my body technically it feels like the end of the world as it knows it lol.

I think this shows more about human fear of the unknown and how far fetched our beliefs can stretch, but I'll run with it for the sake of this post.
Now in theory this thesis of the "end is nigh" all derives from spiritualists in the 80's, convictions stemmed from the christian religion and mis-readings of Mayan text. Now I understand that many many things have changed that may stir this kind of conviction on the earth; Global warming, O-zone gasses, Melting of polar ice caps, all which we can physically see have reformed the earth, but the end in its entirity?....Come on.
They said the world would end on the Millenium for gods sake....its been 12 years since then, does it mean it was just teasing us and postponed it for another 12 years just to fool us?

Religious sects have ideas that the end of the world is for evil to be cleansed from the world, where the bad will be punished and the good can be re-born in a fresh start so to speak. Now we wont get on to my ideas of religion as that will become an argument in itself,  but I can see why they may come up with these ideas... because they can see what people are doing to each other  and what we are doing to our world and our surroundings, the depression and not to mention  the double dip recession. People are crying out for order, for change where people can stop worrying so much and have a happier life.
Unfortunately, by scaring each other further is just going to cause chaos. It will make people more hostile and far more negative.
I think by changing just the small things in life can make the bigger things not so bad.
 For instance little things like manners: Come on you all know how to use them, the obvious ones "please", "thank you", you see someone struggling help them for god sake (no theyre not going to mug you or think you are mugging them) , hold a door open for the person behind you (believe me they will appreciate it) and for gods sake if you see a pregnant lady/elderly person/disabled person who needs a seat on the tube/bus/train get the fuck up. If you want these people to do these things for you, you have to do it yourself. Teach you kids from a young age, and respect what we have and not take things for granted, otherwise if the world does ever end, no one will give a shit when its gone, or when your gone for that matter.

And just for the record...it is now 21/12/2012 at 3.35pm and I am still alive and the world is still here.
Just learn from your mistakes, and don't take things for granted.

You dont know what you've got till its gone.

Getting the creative dam to overflow

After much thought and determination from myself I have decided to get my butt in gear...I'm going to become a creative.
I always was one really, I just repressed it into this feeble body that decided it should just go with the flow if things got difficult.
Ive started doodling again, jotting, which will mean investing in another sketchbook before too long.
Before that I must hold my horses and actually plan what I have to do next:

1. Get some work experience
2.re-design my creative CV... Which I last looked at when I was at uni :s
3. Keep it flowing
4.apply for work experience
5. Be prepared to start at the VERY bottom...again...
But it'll be worth it.

(Deep breath)

Let's do this!

The best thing to spend: Time

People...we humans have this social ideal where we believe that we have to spend money to spend quality time. Not entirely true.

Ofcourse in this modern social world things cost money, even just to go window shopping with my mum the other day I had to pay £3.50 for parking.
I get that, and this isn't one of those rants saying everyone should only do things that are free (not gonna happen) or that entertainment should be free ( the economy would stick its fingers in its ears and ignore us completely) but lately I have found I have been having the best time with little or no money at all.
In the past 4-5 months I've found myself feeling this deep seeded notion that I shouldn't be out there, that I should spend most of my time inside whatever the weather so that I would feel my other half would have company. I then realised through an epiphany that it wasn't that I wanted to stay in it was the fact that I felt by making myself un available would make it seem I didn't want to spend time with him...where this nonsense came from I have no idea.
Now we enjoy going out separately sometimes to what we individually enjoy, we find it exciting reporting back to the other what we have done.
The guilt I then realise spurred from quality time spent rather than frivolous money spend :)

Life is what me make it after all, sometimes that money you refuse to use to save for some car that's gonna take you years to save for...I'm sure spending £xx for you and your better half to see a show/go for dinner/visit those friends you never see cos of money will be time better spent. It will help you unwind and these little activities will make you feel your time has been well spent.

I hear bells: The ringing of reality.

Isn't it great finding the one person in the world that you love.

Maybe not even at that far into it yet? Maybe just someone who you can share anything with?

Or just sit in comfortable silence with?

Great isn't it?

But why do some people have to ruin it by getting married?

I mean, don't get me wrong, I'm all for two people joining together to show they love each other, but why do you need a huge ceremony that costs thousands to show people that you love each other?

Do you need a big poofy dress that makes you look like a meringue, shoes that cause you so much pain that you only wear them for walking down the aisle then your wearing your trainers? Does that show how much you love him?

The stress of worrying about what he wants for his stag do, whether half of the guest want a vegetarian meal as they don't want what the set meal is, the bloody colour of the brides maids dresses...and the COST!?

Some poor sods, who have normal jobs like you and me, take years to save for actual wedding, and seeing as the average wedding can cost anywhere between £15,000-£25,000.

Now, hold on...couldn't you put that down as a deposit for a house?

Or a new car, or a brilliant holiday?

If all you want to show everyone is that you both love each other and want to be together, do something for yourselves! Tell everyone by all means, but why do you need to have a different name to tell everybody so?

And if that's what you want, you can change your name on Deed Poll for a £10!

What would you get extra if you did marry? Does the government give you a house like they do when those 15 year olds decide they want a bigger council flat.

Nah.

If you're a couple and you already live with each other, you probably have acquired all those characteristics of a married couple anyway. You pay bills, you snuggle up to each other at night, you bicker about your partners mother coming to stay of what colour to paint the sitting room.

It's not such a big thing anymore. It's not like 50 years ago that you'd be called an old spinster if you weren't shacked up and married by the time you were 20, or if you had a child out of wedlock you parents would disown you, and its not law either!

Just think about it, if you haven't got that money to splash out with, and you feel the need to blow it all on one day....spend it on a holiday.

I had a chat with Chris about this the other day, and there's is nothing in the world that would stand in my way to be with him the rest of my life and the future of family and so forth.

But the idea of maybe having to wait 6 years to save the money and wait to have a event to confirm to everyone about this isn't needed.

So to my pretend hubby, I love you!

We wont have to go through anything like poor Alice and Hugo in "The Vicar of Dibley"!

Oblivious: Ignorance is bliss

Its just fact, no matter how much you love your job, there is nothing like a good holiday.

However, when funds cannot be extended to the "splashing out stage" its not as fun.

I have managed to escape from my orange cage for a couple of weeks, and i enjoyed doing...not much for the first week, being able to get up when I wanted, eat breakfast slowly and have no reason to do anything unless I wanted to. Pure bliss! However I have a tendency to buy things out of boredom.

Not useless things.

Oh no, not impulsive things!

I needed some new tops and a jacket anyway, and I'd been meaning to catch up with my progressive cookery skills, and have prepared some pretty admirable meals in the last week or so, but after the sixth or seventh day of playing the sims 3 until I physically want to murder them by boxing them in to a room with no doors, windows and a fireplace....now if any of you are familiar with the sims 1, this was the perfect way of deleting a boring sim, a bit sadistic, but anyway I'll move on.....(p.s I am not sadistic....its was just a GAME...please dont call the police.)

Anyway, where was I? oh yes, without human contact I do get very bored and end up ordering things like pizza...and going on random trips to pets at home to look at the bunnies and to focus dreaming about if i had endless supplies of money which kitchen I'd get...a bit of a daydreamer you know I am already. I wonder how my body will react to having to do what the corporate orange wants....

I dont plan to be hanging from this same old corporate tree for another year mind. I'm made plans to spread my wings a little further still. After going to uni and working with the same place for nearly 5 years, clinging onto the idea that I'd be happy wearing a uniform for the rest of my life, being made to wear a badge as it was policy for EVERYONE to know who you are, and being crapped on from a height with no thank you that didnt come in exchange for something they wanted back from you.....(breathes in deeply)...vent over again people.

I'm going to get into teaching or child care. Why? Where else could you PLAY to pay the bills? Something that is rewarding to just for your own sanity, but for the children aswell. Originality, and humour in a mini package of fun.

Kids have it easy. No bills, no stick off bosses, no job. They have to go to school, which as I child I remember I sometimes hated, but now....as a realisation, your childhood really is the best time of your life, and I all the well understand I can never re-live that, but having the opportunity to work with them in the sunshine of their little lives would be brilliant for me!

Ok there may be the odd little shit. Kicks you, calls you names you thought had gone out of fashion when you were young...but that seems like the platinum age to me.

Oblivious. Ignorance is bliss...definatley.

One of my fine friends from Milton Keynes has already given your job with the orange toilet the royal finger. Wish I could have been there. :) But bear in mind she does have a job to go to already lined up in the next two weeks....

I envy her already. Good on ya girl!!

Way to go, stick it to the man....I think everyone knows which quote/movie clip should go in here :) (Forgive the subs...only clip i could find)

I have been offered a job at a nursery called Butterflies, which is requires no trainning at all as they give it all, which is only fridays at the moment...but its a foot in the door...surely.

Fingeres crossed eh?